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What is This?

An esoteric anthology zine about haunted media, false memory, and the analog uncanny. This is the VHS fuzz between childhood memory and dream-logic. It’s not nostalgia—it’s residue.

Submission Themes

Inspiration

Crashbox, Claymation, Kid Pix, The Noid

Mac Tonight, Max Headroom, Jack Stauber, lemon demon

California Raisins, Omega Mart, William Gale Vinton, Rankin/Bass

Hey Arnold, SpongeBob seasons 1-3, Corporate liminal horror, Body horror

The weird DVD menus, 2000s infomercials, public access channels, evangelical children shows

birthday parties with suspicious mascots

frutiger aero, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Meaty, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

Screensavers, Vintage Nickelodeon bumpers, Too Many Cooks, Lost TV pilot

VHS tapes found at a yard sale labeled “SUMMER 1998”, Candle Cove, GeoCities pages, The Quiznos Spongmonkeys

Submission Guidelines

Send original work (1–5 page story, comic, collage, or visual piece). Humor, horror, experimental all welcome.

Clearly mark content warnings for gore, body horror, religious themes, or sensitive topics.

How to Submit

Email your work or pitch to:

Deadline: May 18th, 2025 – 6:00pm EST

Include: name/alias, title of your piece, short bio (optional), any content warnings, and formatting preferences.